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So... I know what you're thinking.
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Why is that incredibly handsome hedgehog
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being chased by a mad man
with a mustache from the civil war?
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Gotta be honest, it feels like
I've been running my whole life.
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Is this too much? Am I going too fast?
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It's kinda what I do.
You know what? Let's back up.
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This is the island where I am from.
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It had everything: sandy beaches,
cascading waterfalls,
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public access to loop-de-loops.
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And I never had to catch a school bus
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because I can run across the entire island
in less than two seconds.
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Also, there was no school.
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I know, pretty sweet island, right?
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I was born with extraordinary powers,
and was told to keep them in secret.
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And like any kid, I did the exact opposite.
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That's Longclaw, she took care of me.
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She was basically Obi-Wan Kenobi,
if Obi-Wan Kenobi had a beak and ate mice.
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Sonic, someone could've seen you!
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No one saw me. I am too fast!
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And, I wanted to bring you this.
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Get down!
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Turns out with great power
comes great power-hungry bad guys.
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And I let them right to us.
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Listen carefully, Sonic.
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You have a power unlike anything
I've ever seen.
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And that means someone
will always want it.
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The only way to stay safe
is to stay hidden.
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This word is on the farthest side
of the universe. You should be safe there.
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-I don't wanna go without you!
-You must!
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These rings will be your most important
possession.
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If you ever discovered, use one.
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Never stop running. Now go!
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Longclaw!
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-Goodbye, Sonic.
-No!
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No!
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C'mon, one car?
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I'm bored.
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Tom, do you read me?
Are you there?
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No, Wade, I'm actually on a yacht
in Barbados
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with Rihanna.
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OMG. That's amazing, please send pics.
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No, Wade, I'm at the speed trap.
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Already? How did you get back so fast?
Barbados is in the ocean.
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Hang on, I think I got something.
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Hey, buddy, where's the fire?
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We've got kids living around here.
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It was kinda funny, sorry.
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What?
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Tom, we need you down on Main Street.
There's been a violent gang shoot-out.
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Just kidding, a dog stole a bagel.
But they do need it back.
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Buddy, you almost got yourself killed
out there.
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What are you, some kind
of an adrenaline junkie?
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Must be rough being slow all the time.
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I'll tell you what,
today is your lucky day.
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Have you ever felt so alive?
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This is great, you're doing amazing.
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Oh, jeez!
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Good recovery!
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Let's keep this our little secret, okay?
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You never saw me.
I was never here.
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So, what were you expecting?
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A dirty little hedgehog eating berries,
and struggling to survive?
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Think again, because I am living
my best life on Earth.
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I've got a library.
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A home gym.
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And a state of the art security system.
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Oh, no!
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And if I ever discovered,
I'll follow Longclaw's instructions,
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and use my rings
to escape to a new planet.
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A nice, safe little world
filled only with mushrooms.
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Gross, smelly mushrooms...
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I hate mushrooms.
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But let's not worry about all of that.
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This is Green Hills.
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The greatest place on Earth.
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These are my people, and there, I say,
I am their lovable space creature.
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So what if they don't know I exist?
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My favorite person is the Donut Lord.
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Protector of this town,
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and defender of all creatures,
big and small.
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Morning, Donald, Daisy, Daffy.
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Donut Lord lives with Pretzel Lady.
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She is super nice to animals,
and strangely was born without bones.
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There is one person in town
who's actually onto me.
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He calls me The Blue Devil.
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-I almost caught him last night.
-Say hello to Crazy Carl.
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We have fun together.
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I know you're out there!
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And I know you're real!
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No, I'm not.
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Movie night is my favorite.
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Please, please...
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Yes! Keanu, you are a national treasure.
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-When I find you--
-Pop quiz hot-shot.
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There's a bomb on the bus.
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Pop quiz hot-shot.
The classic line.
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Basically, we're like a family,
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even though we haven't met yet.
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You don't think your prolonged isolation
is making you a bit crazy perhaps?
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Crazy? Me? No way, Doc.
You got me all wrong.
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And despite all these
so called friends of yours,
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deep down you are still rather lonely?
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Perhaps afraid you'll be alone forever?
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Hey! No, no...
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Get out of there! Come on!
Oh, come on! Get out of there!
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Get out of there, you trash pandas!
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Maddie, as Green Hills
most respected veterinary,
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what is the fastest way
to exterminate a racoon?
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Hi, Ozzy. Hello.
You're glad to see me?
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You don't eat garbage, do you?
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What's that?
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-Is that what I think it is?
-Open it.
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-It's kinda small, is that bad?
-Just... open it.
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Dear Thomas, we have reviewed
your application
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to the San Francisco Police Department,
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and pending inter departmental review
and background check.
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And we are happy to inform you that you
have been selected to join our team.
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Wow! Oh my God!
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San Francisco sucks?
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Wrong one.
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-You never had a doubt, huh?
-No!
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-I can't believe this!
-I know. You did it!
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What are those?
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Apartments for rent I found on Zillow.
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I though Ozzy and I
can fly there tomorrow,
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and check out some neighborhoods.
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I mean, this is all happening so fast.
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Man, it's the craziest thing,
you apply for the job, you get the job.
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-Well, pending a background check.
-Oh, man,
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hope they don't find out about that time
you used the neighbor's WiFi.
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Correction, I'm still using
the neighbor's WiFi.
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But, Maddie...
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Are you sure you're okay with this?
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Thomas Michael Wachowski,
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what did you do the entire time
I was in a veterinary school?
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I worked the second job
to pay the rent, and--
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A third job to pay tuition.
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You sacrificed for me,
I'm happy to sacrifice for you.
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Babe, are you sure you're okay with this?
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I mean, there's been a Wachowski
protecting this town for more than 50 years.
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This is a big change.
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I'm positive.
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It's time for this guy to get out there
and prove himself.
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I love Green Hills, but...
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You know, I wanna help people
in real trouble.
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I want someone to turn to me
in a life-or-death situation,
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and I'll be there for them.
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-I get it. I'm so proud of you.
-Thank you.
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And so it is with a heavy heart,
that I tell you all
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that I've accepted a position
at the San Francisco Police Department
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effective immediately.
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It's gonna be tough to leave my home town,
and all my friendships.
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But this is something
I feel like I need to do,
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to grow, as both an officer, and a man.
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What do you think, Sergeant Sprinkles?
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That wasn't so bad, right?
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Now all I gotta do is...
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tell everyone who isn't a donut.
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Whoa, the play-offs.
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So cool.
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We're at the ninth, tie score.
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And exactly who you want at the plate
with a game on the line, Sonic.
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But staring him down
from the pitcher's mound
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is the most fearsome southpaw
in Green Hills, also Sonic.
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Okay, focus, Sonic.
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If you win this game you'll be
the most beloved kid in Green Hills.
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Hit it to the guy in left,
he's a real space case.
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I can't with that guy.
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Hey, batter Sonic, hey, batter Sonic,
is so in batter Sonic.
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I got it, I got it...
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I don't got it.
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Go home! Go home!
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Come on!
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Safe!
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Yes! Yes! I did it!
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Did you see that? I did it! I did it.
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I really am alone.
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All alone. Forever.
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I'm sure no one noticed
that giant blue explosion, right?
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-Hey, Wade.
-Hi, Tom. Wade here.
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What is going on?
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-Oh Gosh, I think the power is out.
-Yap, dur.
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The lights are out.
The whole town is freaking out.
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-What should I do?
-Okay. Relax.
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Take a deep breath, call Gil,
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see if they can locate
the down line, then...
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call Zim, and see if he can get
his generator over to the Super Cue
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-so the food stays fresh.
-Call Zim before Gil?
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-Call Gil-- Hello? Wait. Wait!
-I'll call you back.
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Hello? Was that the end
of the instructions?
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Okay. All right. You can do this.
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What was the first thing he said to do?
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Right. Relax.
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Twenty minutes ago an energy surge
knocked our power
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across the entire Pacific Northwest.
What do we know?
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Our first instinct was it was an EMP.
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But electromagnetic pulses
don't have that kind of power.
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NASA has ruled out
meteor strikes or solar flares.
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The Department of Energy says
it's not a power plant malfunction.
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Sounds like we're really good
at figuring out what it wasn't.
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This could be a prelude
to a larger attack.
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I'm suggesting we scramble
the fifth and sixth regiment. - No, no...
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This needs a much more sophisticated mind.
Someone who understands technology.
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-You wanna send in a lab rat?
-Not just any lab rat.
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A lab rat with the teeth.
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You're not suggesting who I think
you're suggesting.
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-I know he's a little weird--
-Weird?
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-No, no. No way!
-He's a psychological terrifier.
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But he's also brilliant. Five PhDs.
IQ off the charts.
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And his drone tech is revolutionary.
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-You're sure he can handle this?
-He has a perfect operations record.
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-Remember the coup in Pakistan?
-No.
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-Or the uprising in Azerbaijanistan?
-It's not even a country.
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Exactly. And you can thank
Robotnik for that.
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I can't believe you're bringing
that freak into this.
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Neither can I, but...
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We have no choice.
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Guys, coming up!
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Yes, Major.
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What the--
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Are you in charge here?
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-Yes, I am.
-No. Wrong!
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-Name--
-I'm in charge!
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-Me!
-Is Major--
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-Ben--
-I'm in charge.
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You've never seen anything
like this before?
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It says I'm a top banana in a world
full of hungry little monkeys.
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Allow me to clarify.
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In a sequentially ranked hierarchy
based on level of critical importance
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the disparity between us
is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone.
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-The Doctor thinks you're basic.
-I'm initiating a sweep sequence.
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Ten miles in every direction
should suffice.
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-Is he still looking at me funny?
-Yes, he is.
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Tell him to stop or I'll pull out
his search history.
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If you don't stop looking, the Doctor,
he'll take a closer look--
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-I'm not deaf.
-And tell him his men report to me now.
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Excuse me? Listen, pal,
I don't know if you're realize--
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I'm sorry, Major, what was your name?
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-Benning--
-Nobody cares! Nobody cares.
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Listen, Major Nobodycares.
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You know why
nobody cares who you are?
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Because nobody cares about your feeble
accomplishments.
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And nobody cares about how proud
your Mommy is
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that you're now reading
at a third grade level.
245
00:20:16,472 --> 00:20:20,469
Have you finished 'Charlotte's Web' yet?
Spoiler alert, she dies in the end.
246
00:20:20,599 --> 00:20:23,230
But she leaves a big creepy egg sac.
247
00:20:24,842 --> 00:20:26,999
Oh, my babies.
248
00:20:27,738 --> 00:20:30,127
Look what came out of my egg sac.
249
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,399
You know what I love about machines?
250
00:20:33,325 --> 00:20:36,458
They do what they're told.
They follow their programming.
251
00:20:36,644 --> 00:20:40,218
They don't need time-off to get drunk,
and put the boat in the water.
252
00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:42,557
And you do what you're told.
253
00:20:42,703 --> 00:20:45,184
Stand over there on the edge
of your personal abyss.
254
00:20:46,257 --> 00:20:48,687
And watch my machines do your job.
255
00:20:51,113 --> 00:20:53,904
-Can you feel it, Stone?
-I can feel it, Doctor.
256
00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:55,892
It's evolution, Stone.
257
00:20:57,248 --> 00:20:59,059
It's evolution!
258
00:21:34,261 --> 00:21:36,419
-Agent Stone?
-Doctor.
259
00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:39,071
Do you see anything useful in this image?
260
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,382
-Nothing at all, Doctor.
-Of course you don't.
261
00:21:42,712 --> 00:21:44,701
Your eyes weren't expertly trained
to spot tracks
262
00:21:44,864 --> 00:21:47,131
by the Native American Shadow Wolves.
263
00:21:57,251 --> 00:21:58,791
That's extraordinary.
264
00:21:58,989 --> 00:22:01,169
No, what extraordinary is...
265
00:22:01,322 --> 00:22:05,003
I determined the exact height, weight,
and spinal curvature of this creature.
266
00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:08,028
And my computer can't find
a single match for it, anywhere
267
00:22:08,374 --> 00:22:10,603
in Earth's animal kingdom.
268
00:22:10,904 --> 00:22:15,191
This blackout was not a terrorist attack,
and that's no baby Bigfoot.
269
00:22:15,748 --> 00:22:18,859
This guy is something else
270
00:22:20,532 --> 00:22:22,244
entirely.
271
00:22:22,606 --> 00:22:25,410
Divert all search units
to the site of the footprint.
272
00:22:26,005 --> 00:22:28,449
That's one small step for man,
273
00:22:28,607 --> 00:22:30,934
one giant leap for me.
274
00:22:42,262 --> 00:22:44,212
Okay, okay. Everything is fine.
275
00:22:44,372 --> 00:22:46,424
You played some baseball,
got a little upset.
276
00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,834
Lightning shut out of your butt,
and now they're coming for you.
277
00:22:50,464 --> 00:22:52,528
All right, all right.
Earth isn't safe anymore.
278
00:22:52,658 --> 00:22:55,484
Time for plan B - Mushroomville.
I gotta take my stuff.
279
00:22:55,585 --> 00:22:57,472
Okay, essential items only.
280
00:22:57,615 --> 00:23:00,372
Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste,
hair gel, night light, funny hat.
281
00:23:00,753 --> 00:23:03,620
This half-eaten cantaloupe,
and my scented candle.
282
00:23:03,972 --> 00:23:05,606
My entire comic book collection.
283
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:08,391
Bean bag chair, can a bean bag chair
fit in the backpack? No, no.
284
00:23:08,586 --> 00:23:10,004
Of course not. That's stupid.
285
00:23:10,149 --> 00:23:13,424
Okay, what else? The rings!
The rings, yes, of course!
286
00:23:14,771 --> 00:23:18,122
Here we go. Ring time.
Mushroom planet, here I come.
287
00:23:18,828 --> 00:23:21,823
Oh, no! They're right outside,
I gotta go somewhere else.
288
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:28,457
Goodbye, cave.
289
00:23:32,474 --> 00:23:33,964
-Hi.
-Hey.
290
00:23:34,132 --> 00:23:35,172
What are you doing?
291
00:23:35,327 --> 00:23:38,055
Just coloring with Jojo and Rachel.
292
00:23:38,415 --> 00:23:40,068
That sounds half-fun.
293
00:23:40,213 --> 00:23:42,523
Hey, exciting stuff here.
We had a power outage.
294
00:23:42,676 --> 00:23:44,481
The whole town went dark.
295
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,778
It was like a sign telling me
to get outta Dodge.
296
00:23:46,811 --> 00:23:48,783
-Wade must've lost his mind.
-Yeah.
297
00:23:49,022 --> 00:23:50,938
And he does not have much to lose.
298
00:23:51,172 --> 00:23:53,758
How's your sister? Does she
convince you to leave me yet?
299
00:23:53,889 --> 00:23:57,203
No, but she did tell me to check
your phone for dating apps.
300
00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,785
The only apps on my phone
are the ones that came with it.
301
00:23:59,947 --> 00:24:02,158
-And the Olive Garden.
-Ah, because when you're there--
302
00:24:02,289 --> 00:24:04,001
You're family.
303
00:24:05,626 --> 00:24:07,322
No way!
304
00:24:09,830 --> 00:24:13,078
The racoons are back.
And they are in for a surprise.
305
00:24:13,205 --> 00:24:16,584
Your surprise better not be
my tranquilizer gun. They're just hungry.
306
00:24:16,844 --> 00:24:19,313
And also, that's for bears.
307
00:24:20,205 --> 00:24:22,245
-Good, now I know it'll work.
-Tom!
308
00:24:22,425 --> 00:24:24,799
I'm kidding, I'm just gonna use it
to scare them.
309
00:24:24,913 --> 00:24:27,461
-Possibly to death. Love you, honey, bye.
-To--
310
00:24:32,006 --> 00:24:34,732
D-I-V-O-R-S-E.
311
00:24:36,847 --> 00:24:40,688
Okay, I'm in. With minimal damage
to Donut Lord's property.
312
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:42,764
Here we go.
313
00:24:42,871 --> 00:24:46,194
Didn't work out on Earth, but that's okay.
You're going to a safe world.
314
00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:51,775
A nice safe world full of mushrooms.
Mushrooms there will be your only friends.
315
00:24:51,863 --> 00:24:53,821
That sounds awful, I can't do this.
316
00:24:53,966 --> 00:24:56,212
You have to do it,
there's no other option.
317
00:24:58,191 --> 00:24:59,618
All right.
318
00:25:00,642 --> 00:25:04,017
SFPD, pending background check.
Paws in the air!
319
00:25:06,634 --> 00:25:08,790
Uhhh... meow?
320
00:25:17,444 --> 00:25:20,378
San Francisco?
321
00:25:42,578 --> 00:25:44,024
No.
322
00:25:48,579 --> 00:25:49,784
What?
323
00:26:12,556 --> 00:26:14,184
The Blue Devil.
324
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,038
-Donut Lord?
-You can talk?
325
00:26:30,085 --> 00:26:31,264
You're not--
326
00:26:31,428 --> 00:26:34,439
-You're not here to abduct me, are you?
-You abducted me!
327
00:26:35,702 --> 00:26:37,968
Okay, it's a fair point. What are you?
328
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,898
Why are you hiding out in my garage?
329
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,232
I needed somewhere safe,
330
00:26:41,378 --> 00:26:43,919
and you are the only person
I could think of, Donut Lord.
331
00:26:44,047 --> 00:26:46,803
-Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?
-'Cause you talk to donuts,
332
00:26:46,962 --> 00:26:48,840
and then eat them
if they get out of the line.
333
00:26:48,968 --> 00:26:51,267
-Again, fair.
-Wait... Where are all the mushrooms?
334
00:26:51,403 --> 00:26:55,915
Why am I still on Earth? What did--
Oh, no, I lost my rings!
335
00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,431
What?
336
00:27:02,902 --> 00:27:05,297
What's happening?
Is this your mothership?
337
00:27:06,364 --> 00:27:08,930
-I'm not in the mood to get probed.
-You think you're worried?
338
00:27:09,055 --> 00:27:10,697
I'm not even wearing pants.
339
00:27:14,221 --> 00:27:15,576
What the--
340
00:27:16,977 --> 00:27:19,222
-They're coming for me!
-Who's coming for you?
341
00:27:19,314 --> 00:27:21,970
-What does that have to do with me?
-I don't have time to explain,
342
00:27:22,097 --> 00:27:24,783
-but you have to help me.
-No, I don't. Why?
343
00:27:24,932 --> 00:27:28,254
Well, my legs, which normally
would be classified as lethal weapons
344
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:29,574
feel like spaghetti.
345
00:27:29,672 --> 00:27:32,815
I need your help, please.
It's life or death.
346
00:27:40,210 --> 00:27:42,030
Fine, come with me.
347
00:27:45,447 --> 00:27:47,061
Little help?
348
00:27:57,922 --> 00:28:01,100
-All right, stay here. And be quiet.
-Good plan, great plan.
349
00:28:01,239 --> 00:28:05,100
How are we working so well together?
Practically finishing each other sentences.
350
00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:07,558
Okay, bye.
351
00:28:11,004 --> 00:28:12,494
Hello there.
352
00:28:13,203 --> 00:28:14,747
Can I help you?
353
00:28:18,176 --> 00:28:20,250
Good morning, my rural chum.
354
00:28:20,746 --> 00:28:21,873
I'm...
355
00:28:22,162 --> 00:28:24,629
from the power company,
investigating the blackout.
356
00:28:24,781 --> 00:28:28,028
If you don't mind I'd like to take
a few readings inside your house?
357
00:28:28,151 --> 00:28:30,088
No kidding, you're from
the power company?
358
00:28:30,224 --> 00:28:33,165
You must know my buddy Spencer.
We play softball together.
359
00:28:33,309 --> 00:28:35,948
Spence, he's a good man.
360
00:28:37,229 --> 00:28:39,776
-Yeah, yeah... come on in!
-Great.
361
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,218
Take all the readings
you need. Except...
362
00:28:43,184 --> 00:28:46,453
Don't the power company usually take
their readings from outside the house?
363
00:28:46,571 --> 00:28:48,844
That way they can check
even if you're not home.
364
00:28:49,108 --> 00:28:51,598
Also, my buddy Spencer
works at the gas company.
365
00:28:51,724 --> 00:28:54,667
And he's more of an ultimate Frisbee guy.
So, you wanna tell me why
366
00:28:54,964 --> 00:28:58,274
you think I'm dumb enough
to just let you walk inside my house?
367
00:29:06,216 --> 00:29:08,729
-I'm sorry, Mr..?
-Wachowski.
368
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,424
But everyone calls me Tom.
369
00:29:10,642 --> 00:29:12,662
Except my dentist, he calls me Tim.
370
00:29:12,795 --> 00:29:16,266
But it's go on for so long now that
it would be just weird if I corrected him.
371
00:29:16,412 --> 00:29:18,513
Well, Tom, whose dentist calls him Tim.
372
00:29:18,661 --> 00:29:22,697
You may have noticed that this entire town
has been experiencing a power outage.
373
00:29:22,838 --> 00:29:24,665
Yup, no lights, picked up on that.
374
00:29:24,716 --> 00:29:26,736
Twenty minutes ago I tracked
an energy pulse
375
00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:30,013
with the similar signature to the one
that caused that disruption.
376
00:29:44,693 --> 00:29:46,455
Listen, Mr..?
377
00:29:46,602 --> 00:29:49,167
Doctor. Doctor Robotnik.
378
00:29:49,346 --> 00:29:51,206
But my dentist calls me Rob.
379
00:29:52,498 --> 00:29:55,585
Look, Doctor Robotskiz...
380
00:29:56,108 --> 00:29:58,156
I'm sure what you're here for
is very serious,
381
00:29:58,286 --> 00:30:01,095
but it's got nothing to do with me,
you can ask anyone in town.
382
00:30:01,209 --> 00:30:02,897
-Everyone knows me.
-I bet they do.
383
00:30:03,046 --> 00:30:05,459
I'm sure you hella popular
with a Gabs and Murls
384
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,789
and Billy Bobs in this glorified
gas station rest stop.
385
00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:13,161
Which goes way back to the days
of tipping cows and playing on a jug band.
386
00:30:16,071 --> 00:30:18,859
And maybe some day
you've achieved your goal
387
00:30:19,010 --> 00:30:21,777
of getting a Costco card,
or adopting a Labradoodle.
388
00:30:21,935 --> 00:30:27,205
But the reality is, I surpassed
everything you're ever going to do
389
00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:30,980
before I was a toddler.
390
00:30:31,131 --> 00:30:34,702
I was spitting out formulas
while you were still spitting up formula.
391
00:30:34,828 --> 00:30:37,404
-I was breastfed, actually.
-Nice.
392
00:30:37,638 --> 00:30:39,854
Rub that in my orphan face.
393
00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:45,877
Mr. Wachowski, are you familiar
with US code 904, title 10, article 104?
394
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,040
-Yeah--
-Anyone, who attempts to aid
395
00:30:49,199 --> 00:30:52,031
an enemy of the United States
shall suffer death.
396
00:30:53,903 --> 00:30:55,908
And if I'm the one who catches you,
397
00:30:56,373 --> 00:30:58,228
it'll be even worse.
398
00:30:59,630 --> 00:31:01,080
Worse than death?
399
00:31:03,288 --> 00:31:05,004
Okay, I'm a ball.
Just a normal ball.
400
00:31:05,151 --> 00:31:06,412
I'm blending in like a bulge.
401
00:31:06,548 --> 00:31:10,306
Stop talking. No, you stop talking.
Be quiet, Sonic. You be quiet, Sonic!
402
00:31:10,530 --> 00:31:12,560
Oh, I hope they aren't scanning me
with X-Rays,
403
00:31:12,693 --> 00:31:14,957
I had kind of an embarrassing lunch.
404
00:31:22,469 --> 00:31:24,760
Don't freak out. Don't freak--
Don't freak out.
405
00:31:24,919 --> 00:31:26,916
Don't freak out. Don't freak out.
406
00:31:28,341 --> 00:31:29,729
I'm freaking out!
407
00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:34,543
Why don't you had
your staircase carpeted?
408
00:31:34,696 --> 00:31:36,039
Compared to--
409
00:31:38,810 --> 00:31:40,397
-Old pipes.
-Yeah.
410
00:31:40,547 --> 00:31:43,188
Probably just the house settling.
Nothing to see here.
411
00:31:44,787 --> 00:31:46,054
Hey!
412
00:31:51,175 --> 00:31:52,651
Here's the thing.
413
00:31:54,399 --> 00:31:55,931
I'm never wrong.
414
00:31:56,695 --> 00:31:59,017
Well, first time for everything, I guess.
415
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:00,361
Would you like some cake?
416
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:04,676
I hear racoons have the cleanest mouths
of any animal that routinely eats garbage.
417
00:32:15,957 --> 00:32:17,720
Look at that.
418
00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:19,878
I was right.
419
00:32:20,293 --> 00:32:22,220
Note the lack of surprise.
420
00:32:22,417 --> 00:32:24,146
Should we try this again?
421
00:32:34,651 --> 00:32:38,872
I'm going to give you five seconds
to tell me where it is. Five.
422
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:41,080
-I don't know what's you're talking about.
-Four.
423
00:32:41,237 --> 00:32:43,605
Hey, tough guy, I'm a cop.
And you're threatening an Officer.
424
00:32:43,738 --> 00:32:46,406
How can you threaten somebody
who never existed? Three.
425
00:32:46,975 --> 00:32:48,968
Come on, rack your brain!
426
00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:52,422
You might be able to come up
with some lame excuse to go on living.
427
00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,133
In two...
428
00:32:54,874 --> 00:32:56,138
One!
429
00:32:56,504 --> 00:32:58,467
Wait! Don't hurt him.
430
00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:13,709
This feels excessive.
431
00:33:17,154 --> 00:33:18,296
Stay behind me.
432
00:33:34,489 --> 00:33:36,952
Don't worry, I got it
right where I want it.
433
00:33:39,532 --> 00:33:42,956
Can you believe Amazon is gonna deliver
packages with these thing?
434
00:33:45,435 --> 00:33:48,201
This was a horrible plan,
what was I thinking?
435
00:33:50,830 --> 00:33:52,501
I'm gonna puke!
436
00:33:56,146 --> 00:33:57,239
Come on!
437
00:33:58,164 --> 00:33:59,419
We gotta get out of here.
438
00:33:59,588 --> 00:34:02,648
Don't tell me that's all you've got.
I'm just getting started.
439
00:34:02,773 --> 00:34:05,504
Let me know if you wanna go
round two with the blue.
440
00:34:24,331 --> 00:34:25,496
Doctor!
441
00:34:25,864 --> 00:34:26,947
Are you okay?
442
00:34:27,244 --> 00:34:29,282
I just saw a guy race
outta here and thought--
443
00:34:29,408 --> 00:34:30,845
That you should stop them?
444
00:34:31,962 --> 00:34:33,503
Open your mouth,
445
00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:35,735
and say you thought
that you should stop them.
446
00:34:35,895 --> 00:34:39,049
No, I thought that maybe I should
check to see if you're okay.
447
00:34:39,346 --> 00:34:42,071
You know what's hard about being
the smartest person in the world?
448
00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:45,101
-Everyone else seems stupid.
-Yes. Way to go.
449
00:34:45,336 --> 00:34:46,791
You got that one.
450
00:34:48,033 --> 00:34:51,740
Whatever this creature is,
it's our job to secure it,
451
00:34:52,242 --> 00:34:55,427
neutralize it, uncover
the source of its power.
452
00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:57,481
And if it resists...
453
00:34:58,525 --> 00:35:00,078
we take it apart,
454
00:35:00,689 --> 00:35:02,099
piece by piece.
455
00:35:03,295 --> 00:35:05,207
See what makes it tick.
456
00:35:06,186 --> 00:35:07,598
-Stone.
-Doctor.
457
00:35:07,745 --> 00:35:09,401
Call Optical Illusions.
458
00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:11,788
Tell them I need new frames.
459
00:35:12,425 --> 00:35:14,032
They know what kind I like.
460
00:35:15,885 --> 00:35:17,532
And bring that quill.
461
00:35:18,061 --> 00:35:19,407
Yes, Doctor.
462
00:35:22,698 --> 00:35:23,962
All right, pal,
463
00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:25,690
You need to start talking right now.
464
00:35:25,822 --> 00:35:28,185
Who are you? What are you?
465
00:35:28,354 --> 00:35:30,692
I'm a hedgehog,
I feel like that's obvious.
466
00:35:30,888 --> 00:35:33,466
-And I'm in big trouble.
-You're in big trouble?
467
00:35:33,602 --> 00:35:36,580
You're not the one who punched
some sort of government weirdo back there.
468
00:35:36,706 --> 00:35:38,946
You think you have problems?
I lost my rings!
469
00:35:39,076 --> 00:35:40,610
Rings? What are you talking about?
470
00:35:40,741 --> 00:35:44,214
Okay, rings are how all advanced cultures
travel between worlds.
471
00:35:44,584 --> 00:35:46,922
And now mine are on top
of a pointy building
472
00:35:47,074 --> 00:35:49,845
I've only ever seen
on your skin tight t-shirt.
473
00:35:50,202 --> 00:35:52,363
So, I'd like you to take me
to San Francisco,
474
00:35:52,575 --> 00:35:55,702
so I can get back my rings and use them
to go to the Mushroom planet.
475
00:35:57,553 --> 00:35:59,897
-Mushroom planet?
-Yes!
476
00:36:00,300 --> 00:36:01,426
Right.
477
00:36:05,287 --> 00:36:07,879
-Okay, pal. Out you go.
-I'm sorry, what?
478
00:36:08,025 --> 00:36:11,892
Look, this is the worst possible time
for me to get myself into trouble, okay?
479
00:36:12,001 --> 00:36:14,125
You asked me to save your life,
I saved your life.
480
00:36:14,248 --> 00:36:17,179
Now please, go find your rings,
and your Mushroomland.
481
00:36:17,331 --> 00:36:19,451
Hopefully I'm gonna wake up
in the hospital bed,
482
00:36:19,610 --> 00:36:22,399
and the doctors gonna tell me
that my colonoscopy was a big success.
483
00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:24,761
-Okay? So, goodbye.
-Okay, goodbye.
484
00:36:25,279 --> 00:36:26,382
Goodbye.
485
00:36:28,923 --> 00:36:31,683
-Why aren't you leaving?
-I don't know where San Francisco is.
486
00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:32,720
- It's West.
- West?
487
00:36:32,933 --> 00:36:35,199
- Straight shot, can't miss it.
- Fine. That's cool.
488
00:36:35,330 --> 00:36:37,374
I'm totally cool saying goodbye now.
489
00:36:42,297 --> 00:36:46,139
So, as I crashed into the cold
dark water of the Pacific
490
00:36:46,479 --> 00:36:48,282
I realized a few things.
491
00:36:48,817 --> 00:36:51,020
a) I have no idea where I'm going;
492
00:36:51,354 --> 00:36:53,384
b) salt water stings.
493
00:36:53,809 --> 00:36:57,961
c) I shouldn't even be on this planet
right now, but I am.
494
00:36:58,101 --> 00:37:00,898
-Why? Because you shot me!
-I know.
495
00:37:01,111 --> 00:37:02,192
You shot me!
496
00:37:02,333 --> 00:37:05,000
All right. I heard you the first time.
You don't have to...
497
00:37:05,135 --> 00:37:06,642
pile it on, good grief.
498
00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,949
I'm wet. I'm cold.
499
00:37:09,318 --> 00:37:11,058
There's a fish on my head!
500
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,719
And clearly I'm not gonna be able
to do this on my own.
501
00:37:20,694 --> 00:37:23,376
-All right, get in the truck.
-Really? You gonna help me?
502
00:37:23,460 --> 00:37:26,650
I guess it is a little bit of my fault
that all of this happening to you.
503
00:37:26,782 --> 00:37:29,675
Not a little bit, entirely.
It is entirely your fault.
504
00:37:29,818 --> 00:37:31,724
Okay, it's entirely my fault.
Are you coming?
505
00:37:31,847 --> 00:37:32,954
Yes.
506
00:37:35,448 --> 00:37:37,309
Roadtrip.
507
00:37:37,804 --> 00:37:39,247
What am I doing?
508
00:37:39,673 --> 00:37:42,233
All right, there's gonna be rules
on this trip. Number one:
509
00:37:42,366 --> 00:37:44,570
do exactly as I say all the time.
510
00:37:45,027 --> 00:37:46,864
-Got it?
-Got it, Donut Lord.
511
00:37:47,007 --> 00:37:48,841
Would you stop with the Donut Lord?
512
00:37:49,211 --> 00:37:51,045
I have a name. It's Tom.
513
00:37:51,383 --> 00:37:52,712
I'm Sonic.
514
00:37:52,906 --> 00:37:55,056
Sonic? Sonic.
515
00:37:56,176 --> 00:37:58,357
So, you've been spying
on us all for years.
516
00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:00,231
I mean, I wouldn't call it spying.
517
00:38:00,363 --> 00:38:02,619
We were all just hanging out,
only I wasn't invited,
518
00:38:02,746 --> 00:38:04,253
and no one knew I was there.
519
00:38:04,388 --> 00:38:07,019
I can't believe Crazy Carl
was right all this time.
520
00:38:07,167 --> 00:38:10,069
Yeah, you should call him
Super Observing Carl instead.
521
00:38:10,638 --> 00:38:12,918
-Oh my God, stop the car right now!
-What? What?
522
00:38:13,081 --> 00:38:16,404
The World's Largest Rubber Band Ball?
We gotta see it!
523
00:38:16,532 --> 00:38:19,999
No, no. This is not some fun
family roadtrip, okay?
524
00:38:20,248 --> 00:38:24,246
The government wants to dissect you,
and arrest me. This is serious.
525
00:38:25,876 --> 00:38:28,287
You were right. It was lame.
Gift shop was cool, though.
526
00:38:28,528 --> 00:38:29,753
I got you a mouse pad.
527
00:38:30,027 --> 00:38:31,612
When are we gonna get there?
528
00:38:31,646 --> 00:38:33,534
We will get there when we get there.
529
00:38:52,578 --> 00:38:55,892
All right, I'm gonna go check in with Wade
to see if he knows what's going on.
530
00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:58,216
You gonna see Wade in that glass thing?
531
00:38:58,367 --> 00:39:00,315
What is it? A teleportation box?
532
00:39:02,075 --> 00:39:03,027
It's a pay phone.
533
00:39:03,176 --> 00:39:06,585
It's mostly for drug dealers and fugitives
from the law, which is us.
534
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,236
Stay in the car. I don't want
anybody seeing you.
535
00:39:09,530 --> 00:39:10,838
Fine!
536
00:39:29,361 --> 00:39:34,020
Okay. Okay. That is the coolest place
on Earth, but you have to stay in the car.
537
00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,557
Be strong. Be strong.
538
00:39:52,835 --> 00:39:54,995
Hello. Green Hills Police Department.
539
00:39:55,145 --> 00:39:57,925
-Wade, it's me.
-Hi, I'm so glad that you called.
540
00:39:58,307 --> 00:40:02,584
So, some guys came in asking
some questions. A little creepy.
541
00:40:02,949 --> 00:40:05,278
Kinda reminded me of guys
from Men in Black,
542
00:40:05,396 --> 00:40:08,866
but not as likable,
or charming as Will Smith.
543
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,604
Wait, what kinda questions?
544
00:40:10,763 --> 00:40:13,020
Questions about terrorism.
545
00:40:13,526 --> 00:40:16,538
I told them that, like--
I've gone ice fishing with Tom.
546
00:40:16,849 --> 00:40:20,608
He doesn't know how to make a bomb.
He can't even make, like bait in the cold.
547
00:40:20,737 --> 00:40:22,886
All right, Wade, listen to me.
This is really important.
548
00:40:23,012 --> 00:40:25,102
Don't tell them that we talked, okay?
549
00:40:28,039 --> 00:40:30,141
You know, I think they already know.
550
00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:33,696
Mr. Wachowski.
551
00:40:34,630 --> 00:40:35,783
Tom.
552
00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,766
I want you to know
that the only other person
553
00:40:37,828 --> 00:40:40,896
who have ever punched me
in the face was the school bully.
554
00:40:41,025 --> 00:40:43,830
He hit me in the cafeteria
causing a blunt force contusion
555
00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:46,369
to the soft tissue
surrounding my orbital bone.
556
00:40:46,443 --> 00:40:48,542
Humiliated me in front
of the entire school.
557
00:40:48,695 --> 00:40:50,817
And you know what I did in response?
558
00:40:50,974 --> 00:40:53,583
I'm assuming that you reported him
to the Principal's office,
559
00:40:53,698 --> 00:40:56,076
'cause, you know that kinda behavior
is really unacceptable.
560
00:40:56,238 --> 00:40:59,142
No, I examined the inefficiency
of a world with blunt traumed brain,
561
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,078
and I used technology
to resolve that inefficiency.
562
00:41:02,225 --> 00:41:04,951
The boy ate his meals
through a straw for a year.
563
00:41:05,222 --> 00:41:08,366
And I have never lost
a fight again. Until today.
564
00:41:09,021 --> 00:41:10,346
Hooray for me then, huh?
565
00:41:10,458 --> 00:41:13,103
No, because you're about
to become the bully with a straw!
566
00:41:13,251 --> 00:41:15,444
I'm coming for you, Mr. Wachowski.
567
00:41:15,839 --> 00:41:17,781
And when I catch you I'll--
568
00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:20,751
Hello? Hello?
569
00:41:21,866 --> 00:41:24,484
-Hello? Hello?
-I think he actually hung up.
570
00:41:24,531 --> 00:41:27,867
-Because I noticed that the light isn't on.
-Thank you, Officer Brainfart.
571
00:41:27,998 --> 00:41:30,282
If you give me a second
I can get an outside line.
572
00:41:30,417 --> 00:41:34,388
No, don't be bothered.
You just sit there and be you-
573
00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:37,142
sless.
574
00:41:44,075 --> 00:41:46,732
No one's gonna erase my memory here?
575
00:41:47,931 --> 00:41:49,896
I will tell people about this.
576
00:41:53,002 --> 00:41:56,111
Okay, not exactly
the healthiest meal, but...
577
00:41:57,305 --> 00:41:58,463
Sonic?
578
00:42:04,717 --> 00:42:06,065
No, no.
579
00:42:21,364 --> 00:42:22,687
Howdy, partner.
580
00:42:22,810 --> 00:42:24,599
I'm not your partner, come on,
we're leaving.
581
00:42:24,724 --> 00:42:27,462
But there's a ZZ Top cover band,
you gotta see their beards.
582
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,009
We will have to catch them
some other time. Let's go. Get up.
583
00:42:30,146 --> 00:42:33,458
If we stay I promise I won't say
another word for the rest of the trip.
584
00:42:33,604 --> 00:42:35,021
Starting... now.
585
00:42:35,594 --> 00:42:37,986
Welcome to the Piston Pit,
what can I get you fellas?
586
00:42:38,212 --> 00:42:42,605
I want nachos and buffalo wings, and guac.
Funny word, isn't it? Guac. Guac.
587
00:42:43,343 --> 00:42:46,275
No kids allowed in here.
What's he got on, some kinda mask?
588
00:42:47,056 --> 00:42:51,640
He's actually 43 years old,
and suffers from a very rare skin disease.
589
00:42:51,788 --> 00:42:54,131
that stunts his growth,
and makes him look...
590
00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:55,888
like-- like that.
591
00:42:56,027 --> 00:42:59,959
The face I was born with, the confidence
I picked up along the way.
592
00:43:00,543 --> 00:43:02,904
-Make us a Mellow Yellow please.
-Okay.
593
00:43:04,010 --> 00:43:06,748
-You owe me one.
-I've never sat on the bar stool before.
594
00:43:06,904 --> 00:43:10,065
So squishy. Oh, look at this, it spins!
595
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,146
Yes.
596
00:43:12,803 --> 00:43:14,807
-I feel sick.
-Having fun?
597
00:43:15,099 --> 00:43:17,866
Gonna check this off your bucket list,
huh? Big night for ya?
598
00:43:17,985 --> 00:43:19,814
What's a bucket list?
599
00:43:20,020 --> 00:43:21,692
Bucket list is a...
600
00:43:22,097 --> 00:43:25,298
It's a list of things you wanna do
in your life before you...
601
00:43:25,952 --> 00:43:27,115
well, kick the bucket.
602
00:43:27,226 --> 00:43:30,150
I've never kicked the bucket
either. I gotta make my list.
603
00:43:35,927 --> 00:43:37,346
Sonic.
604
00:43:44,356 --> 00:43:45,468
Why? What's the matter?
605
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,476
There are so much stuff
I've never done.
606
00:43:47,635 --> 00:43:49,916
And now that I'm leaving Earth forever...
607
00:43:50,452 --> 00:43:52,259
I guess I missed my chance.
608
00:43:57,422 --> 00:44:00,796
Well, I guess this is the kinda place
you can get a lot of live and done
609
00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,665
in a short period of time.
610
00:44:03,231 --> 00:44:04,936
I suppose we can spare an hour.
611
00:44:05,113 --> 00:44:07,443
What? You gonna bucket list with me?
612
00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:10,116
-Sure, why not.
-You won't regret this.
613
00:44:10,350 --> 00:44:11,562
I'm pretty sure I will.
614
00:44:36,342 --> 00:44:37,878
New high score.
615
00:44:44,114 --> 00:44:47,886
Wait a second, does this bull missing
a head or does it have two butts?
616
00:44:50,272 --> 00:44:52,384
-This is easy.
-Okay.
617
00:44:57,123 --> 00:44:58,826
I'm a cowboy, baby.
618
00:45:01,849 --> 00:45:03,334
I'm okay.
619
00:45:09,805 --> 00:45:10,951
Yeah!
620
00:45:13,287 --> 00:45:14,899
Yeah, laugh it up.
621
00:45:15,091 --> 00:45:16,697
Nice work, Romeo.
622
00:45:17,176 --> 00:45:19,852
-Glad you're having a good time.
-I am having a good time.
623
00:45:19,964 --> 00:45:22,680
I'm having the best time,
I mean what could go wrong?
624
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:27,951
Can we help you?
625
00:45:28,304 --> 00:45:32,290
-We don't like your kind around here.
-Our kind? What kind is that?
626
00:45:34,388 --> 00:45:35,583
Hipsters.
627
00:45:36,143 --> 00:45:37,196
How dare you?!
628
00:45:37,309 --> 00:45:39,782
Hey, you know what? We were
just leaving anyway, weren't we?
629
00:45:39,919 --> 00:45:41,592
-Not a problem--
-No, no. It's okay.
630
00:45:41,732 --> 00:45:42,675
No, no. We're leaving.
631
00:45:42,811 --> 00:45:45,313
I know exactly how to handle
this situation.
632
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,609
Pop quiz hot-shot.
633
00:45:47,754 --> 00:45:50,405
You just picked a fight
with a poorly disguised hedgehog
634
00:45:50,546 --> 00:45:53,385
who's seen way too many
action movies. What do you do?
635
00:45:53,507 --> 00:45:55,162
What do you do?
636
00:45:57,833 --> 00:46:00,014
Am I crazy? It was supposed
to break, right?
637
00:46:01,783 --> 00:46:04,607
Break please. Break please.
Break please, bottle. Please.
638
00:46:04,776 --> 00:46:06,148
Sonic?
639
00:46:17,749 --> 00:46:20,353
-Nice doing.
-Thanks. It's awesome, right?
640
00:46:20,522 --> 00:46:22,509
All right, who's next?
Who wants some?
641
00:46:22,688 --> 00:46:24,266
Who do I get to beat up?
642
00:46:24,661 --> 00:46:29,063
Hey, has anybody seen my waitress?
Still waiting on those buffalo wings.
643
00:46:29,955 --> 00:46:31,445
Ah, you!
644
00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:44,127
Really?
645
00:48:33,074 --> 00:48:35,841
-So, should we get out of here?
-Yeah, time to go.
646
00:48:38,005 --> 00:48:39,026
That was amazing!
647
00:48:39,229 --> 00:48:42,120
Wait a second, did we even pay
our tip? It doesn't matter!
648
00:48:42,303 --> 00:48:44,926
Watch this. Watch this.
I always wanted to do this.
649
00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:50,654
-Get them!
-See ya, suckers.
650
00:48:51,439 --> 00:48:54,007
I can't say for sure,
but I think they liked me.
651
00:49:00,058 --> 00:49:01,469
-Yes! Yes!
-Yeah!
652
00:49:01,614 --> 00:49:02,245
Ouch!
653
00:49:02,398 --> 00:49:05,255
-They got you pretty good.
-I'm all right, have been hit harder.
654
00:49:05,413 --> 00:49:07,090
Did you see how much
toilet paper I used?
655
00:49:07,238 --> 00:49:10,750
The next person that goes into that
bathroom will have nothing to wipe with.
656
00:49:11,261 --> 00:49:14,921
The floors were sticky. The crowd
was rough. And the odds were against us.
657
00:49:15,159 --> 00:49:18,421
But there was no stopping
Donut Lord and the Blue Blur.
658
00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:21,230
Scratch another one off my list.
659
00:49:22,449 --> 00:49:24,362
You are a weird little dude.
660
00:49:36,874 --> 00:49:39,178
-Okay.
-So, what are we gonna do now?
661
00:49:40,854 --> 00:49:42,914
I'm gonna pass out watching TV.
662
00:49:43,247 --> 00:49:45,735
-You should, too.
-But this is my last night on Earth.
663
00:49:45,867 --> 00:49:48,190
-I wanna soak up every last second.
-All right, well...
664
00:49:48,330 --> 00:49:51,552
Anything you can find to do in this room,
you knock yourself out.
665
00:49:58,116 --> 00:50:00,208
Good times.
666
00:50:02,507 --> 00:50:03,960
Oh, come on.
667
00:50:04,231 --> 00:50:08,293
-That's awful, what did you eat?
-I think it's called a chili dog.
668
00:50:08,985 --> 00:50:11,675
You might wanna check
your fur on that one, buddy.
669
00:50:12,223 --> 00:50:15,212
Hey, so what's this next planet
you're supposed to go to like?
670
00:50:15,465 --> 00:50:18,320
It's no Earth. I can tell you that.
There's no people.
671
00:50:18,456 --> 00:50:21,377
Just breathable air and giant
mushrooms, and stuff.
672
00:50:21,909 --> 00:50:23,622
Well, look at it this way.
673
00:50:24,001 --> 00:50:26,249
At least you won't be the only fun-gi.
674
00:50:26,905 --> 00:50:29,460
No, don't ever do that again.
675
00:50:30,598 --> 00:50:31,950
I liked it.
676
00:50:33,816 --> 00:50:35,807
I'm really gonna miss this place.
677
00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:39,622
I know I have to leave Earth to be safe,
but what if Longclaw was wrong?
678
00:50:40,910 --> 00:50:42,915
Maybe I could have a life here.
679
00:50:47,588 --> 00:50:49,927
All right, we should get some sleep.
680
00:50:51,363 --> 00:50:54,519
You sleep, don't worry about me,
I'm gonna stay up all night
681
00:50:54,663 --> 00:50:56,446
enjoying Earth while I can.
682
00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:57,976
Sure, kid.
683
00:50:58,619 --> 00:51:00,763
As long as we're
on the road by eight.
684
00:51:24,657 --> 00:51:28,777
Thomas Wachowski, accused of committing
an act of domestic terrorism.
685
00:51:29,326 --> 00:51:31,974
Wachowski is considered
armed and dangerous.
686
00:51:32,237 --> 00:51:35,249
Any information regarding
his whereabouts should be reported
687
00:51:35,401 --> 00:51:37,234
to local authorities immediately.
688
00:51:43,454 --> 00:51:45,408
Did he say where he was going?
689
00:51:48,481 --> 00:51:50,759
Maybe. Maybe not.
690
00:51:51,896 --> 00:51:53,599
Like I'd ever tell you.
691
00:51:54,944 --> 00:51:56,503
Stand down, Agent Stone.
692
00:51:56,575 --> 00:51:59,043
This well-meaning citizen obviously
doesn't understand
693
00:51:59,196 --> 00:52:01,154
the urgency of the matter.
694
00:52:03,484 --> 00:52:04,945
Really?
695
00:52:07,203 --> 00:52:09,915
Now, that's what I call
'good cop, bad cop'.
696
00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,510
Left yourself open.
697
00:52:17,064 --> 00:52:19,055
Judging by the quickest route
to San Francisco,
698
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,292
the approximate speed of their vehicle
and local weather conditions...
699
00:52:23,878 --> 00:52:25,455
They should be...
700
00:52:26,114 --> 00:52:28,053
right about...
701
00:52:29,091 --> 00:52:30,434
here.
702
00:52:30,734 --> 00:52:33,964
-That's brilliant, Sir.
-Thanks... for nothing.
703
00:52:36,895 --> 00:52:39,373
-So, what's on your bucket list?
-Me?
704
00:52:39,507 --> 00:52:42,318
-Yeah, everyone has a bucket list, right?
-Well, sure, but...
705
00:52:42,454 --> 00:52:44,295
I mean, you are the one leaving Earth.
706
00:52:44,676 --> 00:52:46,665
And I'm not planning
on dying anytime soon.
707
00:52:46,812 --> 00:52:49,978
Don't be so sure, your best friend
is a magnet for danger.
708
00:52:50,117 --> 00:52:52,034
You're anointing yourself as the bestie?
709
00:52:53,224 --> 00:52:55,197
Little presumptuous,
but... I mean...
710
00:52:55,671 --> 00:52:57,821
I like you, of course, but...
711
00:52:58,050 --> 00:52:59,785
You know, we're not best friends.
712
00:53:00,153 --> 00:53:01,885
You tucked me in last night.
713
00:53:02,089 --> 00:53:05,178
-Fine, fine. Best animal friend.
-That would be my dog Ozzy.
714
00:53:05,287 --> 00:53:09,112
Okay, let's trap this increasingly
humiliating topic of conversation.
715
00:53:09,338 --> 00:53:11,124
Bucket list. Give it to me.
716
00:53:11,549 --> 00:53:13,491
Okay, there is one thing.
717
00:53:14,399 --> 00:53:16,320
In Green Hills I've always felt,
718
00:53:16,703 --> 00:53:19,874
I don't know, more like a baby sitter
than a real cop, you know?
719
00:53:20,062 --> 00:53:22,892
So, I want a chance to prove
myself under real pressure.
720
00:53:23,065 --> 00:53:25,830
I'm gonna move to San Francisco,
become a street cop.
721
00:53:26,445 --> 00:53:29,090
And, I don't know,
see if I have what it takes.
722
00:53:30,252 --> 00:53:31,471
What?
723
00:53:32,735 --> 00:53:36,260
-Why is your face doing that?
-You're leaving Green Hills?!
724
00:53:36,994 --> 00:53:38,982
-Okay.
-Bu-- But-- But why?
725
00:53:39,032 --> 00:53:42,093
-Why would you leave Green Hills?
-This maybe hard for you to understand,
726
00:53:42,232 --> 00:53:44,867
but Green Hills is a small town,
it's a very small town.
727
00:53:45,005 --> 00:53:47,467
It's not small. There are
hundreds of people.
728
00:53:47,626 --> 00:53:49,165
That's a small town, dude.
729
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,976
It's a perfect town,
and the people need you.
730
00:53:52,081 --> 00:53:55,427
Please, I clean up their gutters,
I jumpstart their cars in the winter.
731
00:53:55,563 --> 00:53:57,254
They can call anybody to do that.
732
00:53:57,377 --> 00:54:00,886
Sure, they can call anybody,
but the don't. They call you.
733
00:54:17,996 --> 00:54:20,128
Eeny meeny miny...
734
00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:22,722
mayhem.
735
00:54:33,756 --> 00:54:35,934
-You're not making any sense.
-Would you calm down?
736
00:54:35,938 --> 00:54:37,976
You come from a great town
with great people,
737
00:54:38,126 --> 00:54:40,776
and by my count zero bad guys
trying to kill you.
738
00:54:43,035 --> 00:54:45,505
Besides, what could possibly
be more important
739
00:54:45,645 --> 00:54:47,961
than protecting the people you care about?
740
00:54:53,997 --> 00:54:55,519
Look, I get--
741
00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:58,664
Yeah!
742
00:55:05,939 --> 00:55:09,614
You know what? I was wrong about you.
You're not the Donut Lord at all.
743
00:55:09,739 --> 00:55:11,597
You're more like the Jerk Lord.
744
00:55:11,746 --> 00:55:14,330
Have you noticed the harpoon
stuck in our dash?!
745
00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:21,196
Sonic!
746
00:55:21,363 --> 00:55:24,961
I was forced from my home,
your home is perfect and you're leaving it.
747
00:55:25,108 --> 00:55:26,746
Why would you do that?
748
00:55:26,871 --> 00:55:29,201
-Your body!
-No, no! Not again!
749
00:55:29,437 --> 00:55:31,233
-Hey, hold on!
-Why?
750
00:55:31,353 --> 00:55:32,722
Because I'm gonna do this.
751
00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:52,518
Sonic!
752
00:55:53,932 --> 00:55:55,343
Sonic!
753
00:55:59,445 --> 00:56:01,911
Guess I had a bonus life.
754
00:56:04,474 --> 00:56:05,669
Yeah, baby!
755
00:56:05,868 --> 00:56:08,044
Sonic - one, big tank - zero.
756
00:56:08,374 --> 00:56:10,224
I'm sorry. Did we
get this on camera?
757
00:56:10,336 --> 00:56:12,706
-How are you not dead?
-I have no idea.
758
00:56:13,157 --> 00:56:14,495
But do you see me dancing?
759
00:56:14,648 --> 00:56:17,157
-Yes, I saw your dance.
-Is that all you've got?
760
00:56:17,303 --> 00:56:19,241
No, but thank you for asking.
761
00:56:22,961 --> 00:56:24,060
Sonic!
762
00:56:24,512 --> 00:56:27,106
-Get back in the truck!
-You go, I'll catch up.
763
00:56:38,293 --> 00:56:40,569
I think that tank just had a baby.
764
00:56:53,156 --> 00:56:54,590
Incoming!
765
00:56:56,708 --> 00:56:59,316
-It's my turn!
-You just had. Now it's mine!
766
00:56:59,479 --> 00:57:01,590
Hey, stop fighting, or I'm taking
that thing away!
767
00:57:01,771 --> 00:57:02,921
Yeah, right, Dad.
768
00:57:14,827 --> 00:57:16,819
-Where are you going?
-Just drive the car.
769
00:57:16,987 --> 00:57:18,502
I'll take care of this.
770
00:57:18,691 --> 00:57:20,556
And if I don't make it, just ditch me,
771
00:57:20,698 --> 00:57:22,074
you seem good at that.
772
00:57:31,590 --> 00:57:33,749
Hey, everyone, welcome back
to my livestream.
773
00:57:33,867 --> 00:57:36,095
Today, we're destroying robots. Step one.
774
00:57:41,277 --> 00:57:42,844
Yes! We did it!
775
00:57:47,585 --> 00:57:50,100
We did not do it. Who is this guy?
776
00:57:50,511 --> 00:57:52,680
Ever wonder where your
tax dollars are going?
777
00:57:52,836 --> 00:57:55,173
My turn, here,
just keep us going straight.
778
00:57:55,528 --> 00:57:56,872
I put on cruise control.
779
00:57:57,126 --> 00:58:00,763
I feel just like Vin Diesel.
It's all about family, Tom.
780
00:58:07,942 --> 00:58:11,731
Quick suggestion. Roll up into a ball
and smash him with your body.
781
00:58:12,968 --> 00:58:15,312
Whoa! Where'd you learn how to drive?!
782
00:58:15,490 --> 00:58:18,031
Here, in this truck,
it's happening as we speak.
783
00:58:21,044 --> 00:58:22,964
I can't reach it, bring it in closer.
784
00:58:23,099 --> 00:58:25,471
-What?
-Bring it in closer. Hit the brakes.
785
00:58:25,724 --> 00:58:28,656
-Oh, you mean this one?
-The other brakes!
786
00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:46,221
Give me a big fat break!
787
00:58:52,271 --> 00:58:54,305
This one is cute, let's keep him.
788
00:58:57,907 --> 00:58:59,020
Oh, come on!
789
00:58:59,154 --> 00:59:01,476
How can something so adorable
be so terrible.
790
00:59:04,810 --> 00:59:06,704
You got car insurance, right?
791
00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:14,525
Buzz off!
792
00:59:14,911 --> 00:59:17,597
-That doesn't sound good.
-No, beeping means bad! Get rid of it!
793
00:59:17,711 --> 00:59:18,439
I'm trying.
794
00:59:18,558 --> 00:59:20,532
Just throw it off the window!
Throw it anywhere!
795
00:59:20,659 --> 00:59:23,018
-I can't get it off!
-All right, I'm pulling over.
796
00:59:30,595 --> 00:59:32,426
-Did I get it?
-No.
797
00:59:34,218 --> 00:59:35,788
Here, hold still.
798
00:59:36,541 --> 00:59:38,322
It's going. It's going.
799
00:59:38,570 --> 00:59:39,926
It's still here.
800
00:59:43,072 --> 00:59:46,291
Get off me! Nailed it!
801
00:59:55,958 --> 00:59:57,285
Sonic!
802
01:00:04,418 --> 01:00:05,635
No, no.
803
01:00:12,654 --> 01:00:14,379
Hey, come on.
You're all right.
804
01:00:14,522 --> 01:00:16,689
Wake up. Wake up.
805
01:00:23,425 --> 01:00:24,831
Did we get them?
806
01:00:25,552 --> 01:00:27,430
Oh, no, there they are.
807
01:00:27,698 --> 01:00:30,435
They are real survivors, those two.
808
01:00:35,368 --> 01:00:37,164
Can we have a moment?
809
01:00:39,598 --> 01:00:41,630
Pin yourself to the wall.
810
01:00:42,566 --> 01:00:44,784
You know, I won't miss you
when you're gone.
811
01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:48,849
Human beings are unreliable and stupid,
and I care very little about them.
812
01:00:48,986 --> 01:00:51,323
But my machines are diligent, relentless.
813
01:00:51,531 --> 01:00:53,478
They're everything to me!
814
01:01:07,977 --> 01:01:09,551
Interesting.
815
01:01:31,322 --> 01:01:33,919
Hold on, buddy. You'll be all right.
816
01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:35,775
You'll be all right.
817
01:01:40,554 --> 01:01:43,392
-I beg you, Rachel. No. It's emergency.
-No, no. Not today. Goodbye. Bye bye.
818
01:01:43,530 --> 01:01:45,509
-Would you stop? Open it please. Maddie!
-Bye. Bye.
819
01:01:45,537 --> 01:01:48,704
-Don't do this to me please. It's important.
-Tom! Oh my God. Rachel let him in!
820
01:01:48,832 --> 01:01:51,608
I am calling the Police. No, I am calling
the FBI. I am calling the CIA.
821
01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:53,113
-I am calling someone.
-Don't do that.
822
01:01:53,172 --> 01:01:54,713
-I'm calling your Mother.
-Okay. Got it.
823
01:01:54,847 --> 01:01:56,624
-Maddie, can we just--
-Tom, what's going on?
824
01:01:56,667 --> 01:01:58,886
You're all over the news.
I've been trying to call you.
825
01:01:58,901 --> 01:02:00,887
I had to ditch my phone
so they couldn't track me.
826
01:02:00,817 --> 01:02:02,108
-Ditch his phone?
-Track? You?
827
01:02:02,238 --> 01:02:03,924
-Uncle Tommy!
-Jojo! Hey.
828
01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:07,235
-Now your niece is an accessory to treason.
-She's not.
829
01:02:07,435 --> 01:02:10,541
-Would you calm down.
-Calm down? I will not calm down!
830
01:02:10,693 --> 01:02:14,045
Yes, calm down. Stop talking.
No, Ozzy, please. I know, good to see you.
831
01:02:14,251 --> 01:02:17,130
- No, no! Ozzy, stop!
-Oh, good ol' Lord Baby Jesus!
832
01:02:17,353 --> 01:02:20,070
What is that, Tom?
Is it plutonium? Is it emails?
833
01:02:20,195 --> 01:02:23,586
Yes, it's plutonium. Can we just please--
Can we just go to your room and talk--
834
01:02:23,610 --> 01:02:24,710
Stop it, Ozzy! Quit it!
835
01:02:24,850 --> 01:02:27,368
-This is why I told you he was no good.
-I'm not engaging--
836
01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:29,238
-No, Ozzy, quit it!
-Door now open.
837
01:02:29,366 --> 01:02:30,281
-Locked.
-No, it's unlocked.
838
01:02:30,871 --> 01:02:32,954
Ozzy, no! Ozzy! No, no!
839
01:02:34,646 --> 01:02:36,084
Oh, catch me, Jojo.
840
01:02:38,148 --> 01:02:39,822
Oh, thank God!
841
01:02:41,084 --> 01:02:42,349
Can I get a glass of water?
842
01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:27,006
I just thought you might like a latte
with steamed Austrian goat milk.
843
01:04:27,461 --> 01:04:30,807
What do I look like, an imbecile?
Of course, I want a latte!
844
01:04:31,027 --> 01:04:32,946
I love the way you make them!
845
01:04:39,485 --> 01:04:41,903
Ready the prototype.
846
01:04:42,413 --> 01:04:47,838
With this kind of power my machines
can finally reach their full potential.
847
01:04:54,242 --> 01:04:56,098
He's gonna be okay, Jojo.
848
01:04:57,490 --> 01:04:59,840
Oh, thank God.
He's gonna be okay, right?
849
01:05:00,137 --> 01:05:02,874
I'm a vet, Tom, I don't even know
what I'm looking at here.
850
01:05:03,004 --> 01:05:04,963
Well, he's a hedgehog...
Or so he says.
851
01:05:05,168 --> 01:05:06,857
-It talks?
-Almost constantly.
852
01:05:07,162 --> 01:05:08,179
Okay.
853
01:05:09,937 --> 01:05:11,021
-Holy...
-What?
854
01:05:11,196 --> 01:05:12,816
Its pulse is super fast.
855
01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:15,077
Well, that actually
might be normal for him.
856
01:05:15,130 --> 01:05:18,433
-I don't know. You gotta help him, Maddie.
-I don't know his physiology.
857
01:05:18,568 --> 01:05:21,486
He doesn't seem to have
any broken bones. He's just...
858
01:05:22,371 --> 01:05:23,911
really banged up.
859
01:05:25,209 --> 01:05:27,176
Look at its poor little feet.
860
01:05:30,785 --> 01:05:33,381
Hang in there, buddy.
You gonna be all right.
861
01:05:36,629 --> 01:05:39,247
Jojo, untie your Mo-- Jojo!
862
01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:42,284
Untie Mommy. Sweetie.
863
01:05:42,987 --> 01:05:44,110
Jojo!
864
01:05:47,001 --> 01:05:48,619
I have to go to the bathroom.
865
01:05:48,766 --> 01:05:50,459
He's gonna be okay, right?
866
01:05:50,608 --> 01:05:53,139
Like he's gonna snap outta this.
He'll wake up soon.
867
01:05:53,336 --> 01:05:55,637
Oh, smelling salts! Don't you have
like vet smelling salts,
868
01:05:55,778 --> 01:05:58,006
like for cats, or parakeets or something?
869
01:05:58,156 --> 01:06:01,074
-No, they don't make cat smelling salts.
-They should.
870
01:06:01,504 --> 01:06:05,583
I have human smelling salts
in my human first aid kit.
871
01:06:06,864 --> 01:06:08,113
Okay.
872
01:06:10,312 --> 01:06:11,460
Come on, buddy.
873
01:06:11,607 --> 01:06:12,939
Gotta go fast!
874
01:06:16,356 --> 01:06:18,715
Where am I? What year is it?
Is the Rock President?
875
01:06:18,841 --> 01:06:20,787
Whoa, whoa, buddy.
You're okay. Calm down.
876
01:06:20,923 --> 01:06:23,129
-Oh, hi Pretzel Lady!
-Hi.
877
01:06:24,051 --> 01:06:25,051
Tom?
878
01:06:25,222 --> 01:06:27,004
-Yeah?
-Can I talk to you please?
879
01:06:30,170 --> 01:06:32,217
Space hedgehog, stay there. Try to rest.
880
01:06:32,339 --> 01:06:35,531
You got it. I am great at resting.
I rest better than anybody.
881
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,305
Still talking.
882
01:06:37,433 --> 01:06:41,070
First of all, can we take a moment to
acknowledge how under control I've been.
883
01:06:41,185 --> 01:06:42,548
-Amazing.
-Didn't freak out.
884
01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:44,525
-No.
-Totally calm.
885
01:06:44,933 --> 01:06:46,477
Thank you.
886
01:06:47,195 --> 01:06:48,885
Second of all,
887
01:06:49,398 --> 01:06:52,341
what the heck is going on?!
Is that thing an alien?
888
01:06:52,497 --> 01:06:56,903
Okay, so, remember how Crazy Carl
is always going on about the Blue Devil?
889
01:06:57,782 --> 01:06:59,897
-That's him. He's real?
-Dah!
890
01:07:00,021 --> 01:07:02,492
What is he doing here?
What are you doing here?
891
01:07:03,633 --> 01:07:06,787
I kinda sorta shot our little blue friend
with your tranq gun.
892
01:07:06,912 --> 01:07:09,215
-No, you did not!
-I didn't-- I didn't mean to.
893
01:07:09,330 --> 01:07:11,386
Okay, this is kinda hard
for me to explain.
894
01:07:11,451 --> 01:07:13,187
And it's gonna sound a little bit crazy.
895
01:07:13,313 --> 01:07:16,663
He has to get to the Transamerica
building, and I promised I'd take him.
896
01:07:17,992 --> 01:07:19,127
Aliens?
897
01:07:19,392 --> 01:07:21,401
Maddie, your husband's
lost his mind.
898
01:07:21,548 --> 01:07:25,154
You can use this as an opportunity
to leave him. No one would judge you.
899
01:07:30,159 --> 01:07:32,537
So you won't hurt your feet anymore.
900
01:07:33,035 --> 01:07:34,393
Really?
901
01:07:35,362 --> 01:07:37,675
No one's ever given me a gift before.
902
01:07:38,484 --> 01:07:40,685
I gotta check it off my bucket list.
903
01:07:50,065 --> 01:07:51,986
All right. Lookin' good.
904
01:07:55,109 --> 01:07:56,269
Okay.
905
01:07:56,529 --> 01:07:59,430
You said you wanted to help
people in real trouble, right?
906
01:07:59,905 --> 01:08:01,280
Well, that's what you're doing.
907
01:08:01,475 --> 01:08:04,979
Blue alien hedgehogs
still count as people, right?
908
01:08:05,137 --> 01:08:06,393
-I think so, too.
-Yeah.
909
01:08:06,522 --> 01:08:08,038
-I think.
-Okay.
910
01:08:08,198 --> 01:08:11,888
I love you. Did I tell you that already?
I don't deserve you, you know that?
911
01:08:12,077 --> 01:08:13,624
I know that.
912
01:08:16,118 --> 01:08:17,106
So,
913
01:08:17,206 --> 01:08:20,790
you're supposed to be Tom's best friend
that he won't shut up about.
914
01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:24,201
Well, I don't see the appeal.
915
01:08:25,984 --> 01:08:28,677
Stop. That is very gross.
916
01:08:30,793 --> 01:08:31,848
-Hey.
-Hey.
917
01:08:31,960 --> 01:08:33,059
So,
918
01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:35,317
my truck still runs,
but it's pretty much total.
919
01:08:35,436 --> 01:08:37,633
You think your sister would mind
if we borrowed her car?
920
01:08:37,761 --> 01:08:39,553
You have got to be kidding me!
921
01:08:40,279 --> 01:08:42,508
-She'll be fine.
-Yes, let's do that.
922
01:08:42,853 --> 01:08:45,045
This is my house!
923
01:08:47,435 --> 01:08:50,729
Whoa, whoa... Now this is my turn.
And I pull around him.
924
01:08:50,877 --> 01:08:53,390
Sorry. And... perfect park.
925
01:08:53,691 --> 01:08:56,411
-What are you, crazy?
-Is there anything you didn't hit?
926
01:08:56,548 --> 01:08:59,301
-Why did we let the alien drive?
-Hey, I got us here.
927
01:08:59,465 --> 01:09:01,375
And please, five stars.
928
01:09:02,567 --> 01:09:03,927
So, this is it?
929
01:09:04,113 --> 01:09:05,760
That's it. That's your pyramid.
930
01:09:06,295 --> 01:09:09,362
-Wow! Look at that thing.
-What happens now?
931
01:09:10,268 --> 01:09:12,838
-Oh, he's... gone.
-Yup.
932
01:09:14,090 --> 01:09:16,798
No good. You need a special key
to get to the roof.
933
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:19,355
What now?
934
01:09:19,518 --> 01:09:22,710
Time for me to abuse the power
entrusted to me.
935
01:09:32,568 --> 01:09:33,942
We got a jumper on the roof.
936
01:09:34,064 --> 01:09:37,393
Gotta get up there fast, or we gonna have
a human pancake on our hands.
937
01:09:37,564 --> 01:09:39,870
You came all the way from Montana?
938
01:09:40,121 --> 01:09:42,346
Yup, that's how serious it is.
939
01:09:46,786 --> 01:09:48,128
Okay.
940
01:09:49,547 --> 01:09:51,163
You just saved a life.
941
01:09:54,627 --> 01:09:55,987
Come on. Come on.
942
01:09:59,804 --> 01:10:02,453
How much longer?
I can't breathe in here.
943
01:10:04,629 --> 01:10:06,919
Hello? Anybody there?
944
01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:09,037
Do you have your child in that bag?
945
01:10:09,268 --> 01:10:10,411
No.
946
01:10:10,578 --> 01:10:13,025
I mean yes, it's a child,
but it's not mine.
947
01:10:14,147 --> 01:10:15,524
It's not your child?
948
01:10:15,888 --> 01:10:17,919
Relax, I'm a cop, okay?
949
01:10:18,041 --> 01:10:19,872
Plus he likes it in there,
don't you, buddy?
950
01:10:20,009 --> 01:10:21,306
Why would I like it in here?
951
01:10:21,446 --> 01:10:24,332
This is worse than the dog cage
you had me in earlier.
952
01:10:25,043 --> 01:10:26,785
Such a kidder.
953
01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:29,207
Okay.
954
01:10:29,318 --> 01:10:31,958
No, I'm scared of the dark!
Is anybody there?
955
01:10:45,148 --> 01:10:47,259
What were you keeping in this bag?
956
01:10:47,492 --> 01:10:49,222
A jar of pickled farts?
957
01:10:49,381 --> 01:10:51,665
All right, all right,
what are we looking for?
958
01:10:54,215 --> 01:10:55,493
This!
959
01:10:55,954 --> 01:10:58,082
Okay, what happens now?
960
01:10:58,192 --> 01:11:01,604
Now, all I have to do is think of where
I want the other end of the ring to appear,
961
01:11:01,734 --> 01:11:03,426
-and I throw it.
-So, that's it?
962
01:11:03,802 --> 01:11:05,729
-We did it?
-Yeah. We did it.
963
01:11:06,455 --> 01:11:09,944
Hey, sorry we didn't get to do
everything on your bucket list, pal.
964
01:11:10,108 --> 01:11:12,940
It's okay. I did the ones
I needed the most.
965
01:11:13,866 --> 01:11:17,564
-You two are so cute, like...
-Oh, please. What?
966
01:11:17,704 --> 01:11:19,746
-We are not.
-No, we're not cute.
967
01:11:19,886 --> 01:11:23,017
We are a couple of loose cannons
just living by our own rules.
968
01:11:23,141 --> 01:11:24,681
-Exactly. Yeah.
-Really?
969
01:11:24,824 --> 01:11:27,980
And our rules include expressing
heartfelt emotions.
970
01:11:28,131 --> 01:11:29,308
If you say so.
971
01:11:29,539 --> 01:11:31,045
Okay then.
972
01:11:31,328 --> 01:11:32,378
All right.
973
01:11:33,454 --> 01:11:35,454
-You gotta go, right?
-Yeah, I gotta go, so...
974
01:11:35,571 --> 01:11:38,743
-I gotta go. We gotta go, too.
-So, see-- All right. Bye bye.
975
01:11:42,939 --> 01:11:44,571
Just one more thing.
976
01:11:52,648 --> 01:11:54,783
I'm sorry I was so hard on you.
977
01:11:57,225 --> 01:12:00,052
I know it's a tough decision
for you to leave Green Hills.
978
01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:03,125
Walking away from something
you care about
979
01:12:03,595 --> 01:12:05,282
has to be painful.
980
01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:07,457
You're not sure you really wanna go, huh?
981
01:12:08,294 --> 01:12:11,199
I don't wanna go, but I can't stay.
982
01:12:11,738 --> 01:12:14,509
As long as I'm here
I put everyone in danger.
983
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:16,375
I can't do that.
984
01:12:17,316 --> 01:12:20,034
I just want you to know
that these last two days
985
01:12:20,168 --> 01:12:23,917
have been the best two days of my life.
986
01:12:26,984 --> 01:12:28,655
You know I never though I'd say this
987
01:12:28,787 --> 01:12:31,297
but I'm actually gonna miss you,
you little Blue Devil.
988
01:12:31,444 --> 01:12:33,490
I'll miss you too, Donut Lord.
989
01:12:34,323 --> 01:12:35,480
Thank you.
990
01:12:36,191 --> 01:12:37,471
For what?
991
01:12:38,101 --> 01:12:39,682
For saving my life.
992
01:12:57,672 --> 01:13:00,573
Okay, did someone leave
their 'Find my Phone' on?
993
01:13:26,874 --> 01:13:29,935
Welcome to San Francisco, Mr. Wachowski.
994
01:13:30,619 --> 01:13:32,454
Are you enjoying the clam chowder?
995
01:13:32,568 --> 01:13:34,988
It's the government wack job
who keeps trying to kill us,
996
01:13:35,103 --> 01:13:35,932
unsuccessfully.
997
01:13:36,338 --> 01:13:38,416
Nice of you to swing by
on your way to Comic-Con.
998
01:13:38,548 --> 01:13:40,044
Yeah, what are you wearing?
999
01:13:41,576 --> 01:13:43,052
It's a flight suit.
1000
01:13:43,232 --> 01:13:45,895
Designed to modulate my body temperature
and reduce drag.
1001
01:13:46,124 --> 01:13:48,019
Yeah, and yet you're still are one.
1002
01:13:48,435 --> 01:13:51,287
Good one, you are catching fire, Thomas.
1003
01:13:51,668 --> 01:13:54,573
Oh, and speaking of heat,
I see you've taken a lover.
1004
01:13:54,716 --> 01:13:58,277
Does she have a name, or should
we just call her 'collateral damage'?
1005
01:13:58,486 --> 01:13:59,698
Hey, watch your mouth!
1006
01:13:59,842 --> 01:14:02,269
Unless you want a little more
of what I gave you earlier?
1007
01:14:02,393 --> 01:14:03,474
Punched him in a face.
1008
01:14:03,591 --> 01:14:05,965
Oh, you punched him right in the face.
It was awesome.
1009
01:14:06,102 --> 01:14:09,001
The time for talking is over!
It's time to push buttons.
1010
01:14:09,134 --> 01:14:11,965
Your flying eggs are pretty impressive,
Mr. Eggman.
1011
01:14:12,197 --> 01:14:14,627
But let's face it, you'll never catch me.
1012
01:14:14,766 --> 01:14:16,293
Confidence,
1013
01:14:16,570 --> 01:14:18,859
a fool's substitute for intelligence.
1014
01:14:26,334 --> 01:14:28,014
That's not good.
1015
01:14:28,408 --> 01:14:31,607
Sonic, I know you got the super speed
and everything, but Maddie and I--
1016
01:14:31,730 --> 01:14:33,877
Totally defenseless,
probably gonna get blown up?
1017
01:14:33,998 --> 01:14:35,321
Pretty much, yeah.
1018
01:14:35,876 --> 01:14:38,600
Don't worry, I know exactly what to do.
1019
01:14:45,796 --> 01:14:47,778
I was not expecting that.
1020
01:14:48,058 --> 01:14:51,199
But I was expecting not to expect
something, so it doesn't count.
1021
01:15:51,557 --> 01:15:52,809
Come on!
1022
01:15:52,937 --> 01:15:55,133
Com-- Com--
Come on! Come on!
1023
01:16:21,605 --> 01:16:24,080
Hi Tom. Glad you're here.
1024
01:16:24,218 --> 01:16:27,430
Could use some help.
Old Bessie is about to give birth.
1025
01:16:28,096 --> 01:16:29,444
Give me a minute.
1026
01:16:32,156 --> 01:16:35,265
Can I give you one
genius piece of advice?
1027
01:16:35,856 --> 01:16:37,268
Don't run.
1028
01:16:37,408 --> 01:16:39,550
It'll only hurt more if you do.
1029
01:16:39,770 --> 01:16:42,146
And it's bad for your joints,
they proved it.
1030
01:16:42,289 --> 01:16:46,023
All right, Eggman, you wanna get fast?
Let's get fast.
1031
01:16:49,004 --> 01:16:50,925
The hard way it is.
1032
01:17:09,651 --> 01:17:11,952
That was an illegal left, by the way.
1033
01:17:14,219 --> 01:17:16,041
So, here we are again.
1034
01:17:16,183 --> 01:17:17,909
We've been through so much together.
1035
01:17:18,026 --> 01:17:20,550
Now you understand
why there's a psychotic robot-doctor
1036
01:17:20,681 --> 01:17:22,912
chasing a super sonic blue hedgehog.
1037
01:17:22,998 --> 01:17:24,260
Wanna know how it ends?
1038
01:17:24,410 --> 01:17:25,864
Yeah, me too.
1039
01:17:43,287 --> 01:17:46,695
How is this possible?! No one's ever
caught up to me before.
1040
01:17:54,470 --> 01:17:55,959
Coming through!
1041
01:17:58,916 --> 01:18:00,878
Excusez-moi, monsieur.
1042
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,340
Here we go. Room to open it up.
1043
01:18:16,336 --> 01:18:17,848
I can't lose him!
1044
01:18:32,184 --> 01:18:34,760
If you can't beat him, blind him.
1045
01:18:37,758 --> 01:18:39,850
Lost visual contact.
1046
01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:46,642
You're not allowed up there!
1047
01:18:46,803 --> 01:18:48,939
It's one of the Seven Wonders.
1048
01:19:12,871 --> 01:19:15,158
-Get out of here!
-Go! Go!
1049
01:19:22,415 --> 01:19:25,440
You're an astonishing little creature.
1050
01:19:28,102 --> 01:19:30,104
It'll be funny to take you back to the lab
1051
01:19:30,260 --> 01:19:32,825
for a litany of invasive
exploratory procedures.
1052
01:19:33,467 --> 01:19:35,771
Any last words?
1053
01:19:35,968 --> 01:19:37,382
Guac.
1054
01:19:37,627 --> 01:19:39,268
I like that word.
1055
01:19:40,198 --> 01:19:42,667
I don't have to tell you
how many scientific breakthroughs
1056
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,170
have been made possible
by animal testing.
1057
01:19:45,294 --> 01:19:46,645
You're being very selfish.
1058
01:19:46,786 --> 01:19:48,623
-Going my way?
-What a--
1059
01:19:54,216 --> 01:19:56,383
Who the hell do you think you are?!
1060
01:19:59,466 --> 01:20:01,454
I'm the Donut Lord, you son of a--
1061
01:20:06,048 --> 01:20:08,179
Autopilot, adjust.
1062
01:20:08,626 --> 01:20:09,787
Why?
1063
01:20:10,168 --> 01:20:13,358
Why would you throw
your life away for this thing?
1064
01:20:13,514 --> 01:20:15,057
That's why I don't have friends.
1065
01:20:15,215 --> 01:20:17,220
Next thing you know, you're
somebody's best man,
1066
01:20:17,367 --> 01:20:19,097
they wanna have
the wedding out of town.
1067
01:20:19,236 --> 01:20:21,320
Like nobody has
anything better to do!
1068
01:20:21,528 --> 01:20:23,552
Anyway, where were we?
1069
01:20:23,748 --> 01:20:24,858
Oh, yes,
1070
01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:26,765
you were about to die.
1071
01:20:28,691 --> 01:20:30,825
It's our Sheriff you're messing with.
1072
01:20:32,139 --> 01:20:33,818
Do you know Blue Devil?
1073
01:20:33,982 --> 01:20:37,012
Who everyone can see
is a very real creature,
1074
01:20:37,396 --> 01:20:40,365
and not at all invented by me!
1075
01:20:42,539 --> 01:20:44,509
-Be careful.
-Just-- pull it away--
1076
01:20:44,659 --> 01:20:45,848
Tom.
1077
01:20:59,147 --> 01:21:01,458
I don't mean to be indelicate here.
1078
01:21:01,824 --> 01:21:04,859
But someone should get some ice
to keep the body fresh.
1079
01:21:07,602 --> 01:21:10,251
He's just a silly little alien.
1080
01:21:10,487 --> 01:21:12,437
He didn't belong here!
1081
01:21:13,969 --> 01:21:15,539
That little alien
1082
01:21:16,168 --> 01:21:19,570
knew more about being human
than you ever will.
1083
01:21:20,367 --> 01:21:22,238
His name was Sonic.
1084
01:21:22,604 --> 01:21:24,416
This was his home.
1085
01:21:25,001 --> 01:21:26,892
And he was my friend.
1086
01:21:51,549 --> 01:21:53,185
He's all yours.
1087
01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:55,864
Everyone get back!
1088
01:21:59,354 --> 01:22:02,242
I think you have something
that belongs to me.
1089
01:22:12,954 --> 01:22:14,865
This is my power!
1090
01:22:15,053 --> 01:22:17,466
And I'm not using it
to run away anymore.
1091
01:22:17,647 --> 01:22:20,912
I'm using it to protect my friends!
1092
01:23:19,443 --> 01:23:20,791
Now you've done it!
1093
01:23:20,956 --> 01:23:23,655
Guess what, Eggman,
I'm not leaving Earth.
1094
01:23:23,826 --> 01:23:25,195
You are!
1095
01:23:25,333 --> 01:23:26,684
Donut Lord?
1096
01:24:15,540 --> 01:24:18,296
-Told you you got this.
-Hey, we got this.
1097
01:24:30,920 --> 01:24:33,557
-These belong to you.
-Thank you very much.
1098
01:24:34,395 --> 01:24:36,419
No more pushing people off the buildings.
1099
01:24:36,584 --> 01:24:38,209
You know I can't promise that.
1100
01:24:41,287 --> 01:24:44,389
-You did pretty good, space hog.
-Thanks, Donut Lord.
1101
01:24:44,538 --> 01:24:47,365
You gonna have to explain
this 'Donut Lord' thing.
1102
01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:50,071
Nope, sorry, that's for me
and our little guy. Right?
1103
01:24:50,370 --> 01:24:52,515
We got our thing, you got
your thing with your...
1104
01:24:52,634 --> 01:24:54,252
-sister.
-Oh my God, my sister.
1105
01:24:54,419 --> 01:24:56,751
Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast.
1106
01:24:58,502 --> 01:25:00,561
Jojo, put on my Fitbit.
1107
01:25:01,357 --> 01:25:03,175
Then I'll at least get some steps.
1108
01:25:03,329 --> 01:25:05,158
We can never go back there.
1109
01:25:06,036 --> 01:25:07,568
I mean, are we?
1110
01:25:09,599 --> 01:25:11,976
'Cause it kinda feels like
we're home right now.
1111
01:25:12,481 --> 01:25:14,190
Really?
1112
01:25:15,360 --> 01:25:17,885
I kinda feel like I checked
the 'save the life'
1113
01:25:18,053 --> 01:25:19,904
box off my bucket list.
1114
01:25:22,337 --> 01:25:26,086
Now all I wanna do is to spend my life
with the people I care about.
1115
01:25:27,555 --> 01:25:29,611
I wanna check that box.
1116
01:25:30,064 --> 01:25:31,976
Okay. I like that.
1117
01:25:32,249 --> 01:25:34,807
All right, everybody. Nothing to see here.
1118
01:25:35,345 --> 01:25:38,014
Disperse. Just another
ordinary day in Green Hills.
1119
01:25:38,165 --> 01:25:39,988
Carl, I'll take that chainsaw.
1120
01:25:40,284 --> 01:25:42,070
Come on, let's go!
1121
01:25:42,262 --> 01:25:44,427
You act like you've never seen
a fight between
1122
01:25:44,580 --> 01:25:48,532
an intergalactic space rodent
and a robot with a doctorate.
1123
01:25:57,672 --> 01:25:59,134
You got enough there?
1124
01:25:59,403 --> 01:26:01,464
-Yes, Mr. Manager.
-You need any more?
1125
01:26:01,693 --> 01:26:03,016
Get that--
1126
01:26:13,682 --> 01:26:15,679
Mr. and Mrs. Wachowski?
1127
01:26:16,347 --> 01:26:17,690
Yes?
1128
01:26:19,744 --> 01:26:21,844
A token of appreciation
from your government.
1129
01:26:22,011 --> 01:26:25,309
For keeping quiet about recent
incidents, which never occurred.
1130
01:26:27,381 --> 01:26:28,650
Wow!
1131
01:26:29,030 --> 01:26:31,548
-Wonder what it is.
-Money to fix the house?
1132
01:26:31,713 --> 01:26:33,966
-Letter from the President?
-You'll see.
1133
01:26:34,408 --> 01:26:35,898
Okay.
1134
01:26:38,806 --> 01:26:41,018
-Olive Garden?
-Yeah.
1135
01:26:41,306 --> 01:26:42,844
The way you said "you'll see"
1136
01:26:43,008 --> 01:26:45,574
made me think it was something
better than the things we said.
1137
01:26:45,717 --> 01:26:47,930
Have you tried their
'Never Ending Pasta Bowl'?
1138
01:26:48,157 --> 01:26:49,787
It never ends.
1139
01:26:50,009 --> 01:26:51,735
That sounds fancy.
1140
01:26:51,941 --> 01:26:54,695
Well, thank you.
We appreciate the gesture.
1141
01:26:55,326 --> 01:26:58,466
Oh, hey, I guess we can close
the file on that Robotnik guy, huh?
1142
01:26:58,634 --> 01:27:00,022
Just disappeared?
1143
01:27:00,181 --> 01:27:04,058
I'm sorry, but, no such person exists,
or ever has existed.
1144
01:27:05,297 --> 01:27:06,487
I wish that was true.
1145
01:27:06,653 --> 01:27:08,511
You haven't by any chance been in contact
1146
01:27:08,654 --> 01:27:11,226
with a certain alien creature
since the incident, have you?
1147
01:27:11,398 --> 01:27:13,290
Uncle Sam would love
to have a chat with him.
1148
01:27:13,473 --> 01:27:15,852
Very casual, brunch perhaps.
1149
01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:20,466
Oh, you mean the little blue guy?
No, no. Nothing.
1150
01:27:21,473 --> 01:27:23,651
Doubt we'll ever hear from him again.
1151
01:27:25,016 --> 01:27:27,198
-Very well.
-Okay.
1152
01:27:27,693 --> 01:27:29,535
-Thank you.
-Great.
1153
01:27:31,765 --> 01:27:33,066
Yup.
1154
01:27:36,290 --> 01:27:38,988
To be honest, I'm pretty pumped
about the pasta bowl.
1155
01:27:39,512 --> 01:27:41,380
So, you guys wanna watch a movie or what?
1156
01:27:41,515 --> 01:27:44,760
Sorry, buddy, it's a school night,
it's time for you to go back to your cave.
1157
01:27:44,879 --> 01:27:46,489
What? It's three in the afternoon!
1158
01:27:46,623 --> 01:27:48,552
You know how you get
when you're tired, come on.
1159
01:27:48,675 --> 01:27:50,157
Me? I'm not like anything.
1160
01:27:50,297 --> 01:27:53,317
-You guys are so uncool.
-Yeah, yeah. We know.
1161
01:27:53,946 --> 01:27:57,242
-Hey, buddy, where are you going?
-You said I have to go back to my cave.
1162
01:27:57,378 --> 01:27:58,560
We did.
1163
01:28:14,134 --> 01:28:16,339
Oh my-- Are you kidding me?
1164
01:28:17,219 --> 01:28:18,863
I can't believe it.
1165
01:28:19,175 --> 01:28:20,411
How did you--
1166
01:28:21,108 --> 01:28:23,377
It-- This is-- It's all here.
1167
01:28:33,620 --> 01:28:36,699
Look at this! Are you kidding?
And the bean bag? No way!
1168
01:28:37,465 --> 01:28:40,059
How did you even get this?
How did you get it all over?
1169
01:28:41,049 --> 01:28:42,932
I love it, I love it!
1170
01:28:46,479 --> 01:28:49,219
Well, welcome home.
1171
01:28:49,455 --> 01:28:51,932
Thank you so much.
1172
01:29:00,767 --> 01:29:02,247
Oh, no, you don't.
1173
01:29:02,413 --> 01:29:05,425
No second best animal friends
allowed in my room.
1174
01:29:05,924 --> 01:29:08,197
Wait, what are you doing?
Stay away from me.
1175
01:29:08,610 --> 01:29:11,304
Stop it. I'm warning you,
I've got nunchucks.
1176
01:29:11,483 --> 01:29:14,006
Hey, stop. Okay, you can stay.
1177
01:29:31,335 --> 01:29:34,683
My grasp on sanity remains absolute.
1178
01:29:36,480 --> 01:29:38,334
Isn't that right, Agent Stone?
1179
01:29:43,129 --> 01:29:45,446
Why don't you get a head start.
1180
01:29:47,363 --> 01:29:49,667
Do some rockconnaissance.
1181
01:29:50,584 --> 01:29:53,324
Rockconnaissance.
Come on, that's hilarious.
1182
01:29:53,481 --> 01:29:55,297
What's the matter with you?!
1183
01:29:55,613 --> 01:29:58,951
Here's the sitch. Uninhabited planet.
1184
01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:02,562
No resources. No supplies.
1185
01:30:02,826 --> 01:30:04,643
No apparent way home.
1186
01:30:06,727 --> 01:30:08,996
A lesser man would die here.
1187
01:30:11,564 --> 01:30:13,792
I'll be home by Christmas.
1188
01:30:32,728 --> 01:30:35,204
Rockconnaissance!
1189
01:30:38,025 --> 01:30:39,849
Come on, cheer up!
1190
01:32:41,980 --> 01:32:44,413
If these readings are accurate, he's here.
1191
01:32:44,576 --> 01:32:45,896
I found him!
1192
01:32:46,032 --> 01:32:47,811
I just hope I'm not too late.